Movie: Aswang
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| Aswang [Pinoy Movie Blog] |
- Love Poe is hot.
- Paulo Avelino is gwapo pala.
- The poster looks promising.
- Jillian Ward is so cute.
- Marc Abaya is hot.
- Nice intro.
- All Lovi Poe did was run.
- All Paolo Avelino did was be gwapo.
- Jillian Ward is so cute. Too cute.
- The movie is dragging. I entered the movie house scared shit then almost slept five minutes into sitting my ass on the smelliest and most uncomfortable cinema seats ever.
- The Aswangs were creepy not scary.
- Music scoring sucks.
- Ipo (Bembol Roco) reminded me of a drunkard neighbor, irritating and gross but not scary.
- Some of the Aswangs or Abwaks, turned into uwaks (crows). During the big fight, they were shown digging and crawling underground but never turned into bayawaks (monitor lizards).
- All the other female Aswangs looked like Aswangs except for Jasmin (Lovi), her sister, and Isabel (Lovi's niece).
- Wrapped with cliches:
- tragedy in the family
- involvement of the police
- emptied car fuel right in front of the Aswang's lair
- kids not staying put when they're told to do so
- everything's predictable
FINAL JUDGMENT:
If you have time to kill, money to spend, and a scaredy pants mom or girlfriend (that's me), go for it.
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