Julian just got home from his month long vacay in Palawan. He was definitely tanner and a tad bit taller. Anyway, he has a blister near his neck that’s almost the size of a five peso coin.

We were talking about this blister one time.

Julian: Bawal daw ako sa malansa sabi ni Mama Baby.

Me: Ah. Bawal daw ang eggs, chicken, at fish.

Julian: My, ano nga yung sour?

Me: Maasim.

Julian: Maalat yung salty di ba?

Me: Yes.

Julian: Ano yung malansa?

Me: *cricket sounds* Di ko alam..

Julian: Ano ba yan. Nag-i-English ka hindi mo alam.