Galing trabaho, papunta ako ng mall para kunin yung pinagawa kong laptop. Habang nasa jeep papunta dun, may mga kasabay akong mga estudyanteng lalaki. Madami sila, siguro mahigit lima. Tapos maiingay kaya imposibleng hindi mo marining pinag uusapan nila. At dahil na din likas akong tsismosa, nakikinig ako.

- Not all women can have an orgasm. It's a talent like tying a cherry twig with your tongue or making a "u" with your tongue. If you can't do it, there's no way in hell (or the other) you can learn to do it. They say about only 10% of the female community can have an orgasm (or multiple).

Or your girlfriend sleeps with your brother?

Example 1: A girl that's not fat or skinny (just right) who may have been trying to lose weight.

Not late today! Yeah! Well I woke up at 5AM, played Cityville for 30 minutes, showered, played Cityville again, got dressed, Cityville, breakfast, and left at 6:45 AM. Happy!

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I was late for 6 minutes today. 17 minutes yesterday! No I didn't wake up late. I was not caught in bad traffic so why were I late? Every morning is like the Royal Rumble of WWE in Alabang for jeepney's to Zapote. Every morning there is a massive flock of people in front of KFC South Station trying to go to work or school and all the rides to Zapote or Las Pinas arrive one at a time! The moment these people see a ride coming their way, the fight for a seat begins. You don't get any special treatment even if you're a gorgeous chic, an elderly woman, a mom with carrying a baby, an ate who's carrying a lot of stuff, or if you're disabled in any way.