Whenever friends ask if I'm really single (which I reply to with 'yes, very much'), it's almost automatic that they'd offer to 'help me find Mr. Right'. Sweet. If only they knew what I have in mind, I'm sure they'd never offer in the first place.

I want a guy who'd:

• hold my hand in public or under a table when we're eating out, or just hold my hand when there's nothing else they'd rather do.
• kiss me endlessly, until his lips get a little bit numb.
• stroke my hair and ask if I shampooed this morning and won't complain if I didn't.
• kiss me in front of everyone, not a peck or smack, but a sweet kiss that's always longing.
• always look for me.
• get mad if I don't introduce him to friends or family.
• want to know where I'm going or who I'm with because he wants to be sure I'm safe.
• open doors for me.
• make me soup when I'm sick, take care of me when I'm not feeling well.
• make sure he carries more grocery bags than I do.
• won't let me get run over by cars.
• listen to my stories, what my dream was about the previous night.
• call me just to say hello, or greet me good morning.
• write me letters on tissue paper or candy wrappers.
• eat ice cream with me.
• call me pretty when I'm having a bad day.
• ask for a hug if he's having a bad day.
• fix my light switch when it's broken (or my door knob).
• scratch my nose when it gets itchy while I sleep.
• hug me after a long day.
• give me cheap flowers often.
• ask how my day was.
• want to have breakfast at least once a week.
• sing my favorite song.
• gladly talk about how his day went.
• cook for me even if he's a terrible cook and he'd boast about every horrible dish he makes.
• help me move my heavy bed around when I'm cleaning my room so I can scrub the floor beneath it.
• spend hours at a book sale.
• teach me how to play whatever games he's into so we could both play.
• never watch new episodes of series' without me.
• let me paint his toenails.
• take silly pictures with me.
• never wear dirty underwear.
• pretend to remember important dates and get away with it.
• make sure his opinions are heard and argue with me when I'm being stubborn.
• let me drink and get drunk and be mad about it later.
• always cross his legs over mine when sleeping.
• let me do do my shit and step in only when he feels that I can't do it by myself anymore.
• grab us some coffee.
• rather call it quits than cheat on me.
• read my blog and proofread it.
• love to see Anderson Silva get beaten (finally) but still idolize the man.
• make sure the 'flying ipis' doesn't get to me.